I appreciate that you want a clean bum. Thank you. I know your sister cat (aka: SmelllllyCat, aka: Fatty Fatty FatCat) doesn't feel the same way as evidenced by her need to show me while I was eating yesterday....
But I need to tell you...in case you might care...the lightest coloured rug in the house is not toilet paper. Funny how you always wait until I walk by to show me how good you are at sliding your kitty bum so thoroughly across it while looking me straight in the eye.
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