Do I Amuse You my Furry Frenemy?

You (usually)act like you love me, rollie pollie girl kitty, but yet you watched me step out of my fluffy slippers and then barefoot straight into a pile of kitty cat upchuck right beside the bed today.  I don't know if it belonged to you or to the boy cat and I couldn't read your expression but I could tell that you were rather intrigued,watching me scrub my foot, then sniffing it as if to ask "What's that smell?" and then you happily sat....fully engrossed and looking very pleased as you watched me scrub the mess off the floor.  You coulda warned me. Thanks...