Do I Amuse You my Furry Frenemy?

You (usually)act like you love me, rollie pollie girl kitty, but yet you watched me step out of my fluffy slippers and then barefoot straight into a pile of kitty cat upchuck right beside the bed today.  I don't know if it belonged to you or to the boy cat and I couldn't read your expression but I could tell that you were rather intrigued,watching me scrub my foot, then sniffing it as if to ask "What's that smell?" and then you happily sat....fully engrossed and looking very pleased as you watched me scrub the mess off the floor.  You coulda warned me. Thanks...

Cat Drops Socks Throughout the House

Dear Girl Kitty,
Why for you drop socks all over the house and make funny yowl when you do it? Are you showing me your indoor cat hunting skills? Are you sad that you can't have baby kitties so are carrying imaginary ones?   Sometimes it's clean socks, sometimes it's dirty ones. Does it upset you when I take them away?

(Any other cat keepers out there have this issue? )

Girl Kitty Loves to Carry Socks Around

You Can't Reach Your Butt

Dear Girl Kitty... you're sweet and the most affectionate kitty I've ever met. But I really think you need to stop eating so much. You can no longer reach your bum to clean it and frankly.... it smells.